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“Thou shall not do d0ggy” – Benue man lists 10 commandments for men in his community

A Benue security expert, Jonathan Onoja Isaac, has taken to Facebook to remind men of his community, Otukpa, of the laid down morals and customs of their land.

The people of Otukpa have a special tradition – one of which is worshipping alekwu, who is known as the god of justice and represents the spirit of their ancestors.

According to their belief, alekwu has the ability to punish those who disobey the customs of their community. This includes actions like having an abortion or being unfaithful in marriage. Even men who contribute money for an abortion can face punishment from alekwu.

Jonathan, a public affairs analyst based in Abuja, has revealed that two Otukpa sons recently died prematurely while others were brought home for cleansing over the weekend.

Due to the tragedy, he took to Facebook to remind men of his community, both home and abroad, about the 10 commandments they should not joke with.

Read his full post below:

“Attention: All Otukpa Sons Across the globe. HOW the mighties are falling….Between Traditions And Civilisations, which is the safest?

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It has come to our notice, how some of our great men and youths from the otukpa kingdom are falling prey of the oza room set up by Delilahs in the name of civilization in marriages and friendships.

It’s so touching how these men are dying premature because of an enjoyment that they never lasted for an hour before cuming home in an ambulance. Due to these development, I wish to read out the riot act again to avoid I ”am not awia”

Don’t be deceived, two (2) are already down, and two others were brought home for cleansing over the weekend, but like you know, once a dog has licked an oil from the plate, no matter what you do, he will just be lapping the mouth and wangling the tongue.

Here are the 10 Commandments.
1.Thou shall not give head.
2. Thou shall not give shi shi to yaaa wife or assistance wife for abortion
3.Thou shall not be bathing with yaa wife in the bathroom

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4’Thou shall not suspect yaa wife of extral marital affairs except you have strong evidence to do so, and once you do, send her home for the needful….
5.Thou shall not use c*nd*m with yaa wife
6.Thou shall not do doggy
7.Thou shall not do family planning.
8.Thou shall not touch yaa wife in the afternoon, all chickens must take position first,
9.And thou shall not touch yaa wife again once the cock has crowed in the morning.
10.Thou shall not bring any foreign deities home, in fact you will not even cross the ikpewu annya with it sef.

Keep these rules and continue to enjoy the fruit of thy labour.We are aware of the fact that some of your wives and assistant wives are since complaining of how boring you are, but you can buy them fish and new clothes instead to keep them happy than giving head. It is better you are boring than to be buried. Thanks.”

 

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